Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I know you're scared

I know this is all new to you and you're probably extremely frightened by the things you have witnessed so far. But it's actually quite harmless. Commenting on or following this blog will leave no physical damage to you whatsoever. That is unless someone's holding you at gunpoint threatening to kill you if you do either of these things. Which is quite a likely scenario - I will admit that - but at least 50 percent of the world population shouldn't be in this situation, because those would be the ones holding someone at gunpoint.

Oh wait nevermind I see the problem now.

Thursday, February 10, 2011